New Greens Club, typical of so many clubs in the aera, dying institutions that have been, over the years pillaged by many management committee's who's legacies are reduced memberships, 1980's furniture and the obligatory cheesey disco every Saturday night. The fruit machines still rattle but not nearly as much as they used to, on line gambling has seen to that, these establishments simply can not cope with change and the very people who have the power to change, have been living in their own little bubble for the last 25 years, always sitting in the same seat, with the same friends, in fact all that has changed is their hair colour and waistline.
So you could be forgiven for thinking that the dart team would be very much along the same lines.
For a number of years now the Evergreen's have been niggling away at the mid-lower end of the table. They are a team of wily characters who, on their day are more than a match for anyone in the division and were indeed more than a match for the depleted Rose & Crown, who found their backs to the wall before even the first dart was thrown in anger. Injury this week took its toll, as once again Carl Bolding was unavailable for selection. But perhaps more surprisingly the late withdrawal of Paul Mullins due to illness was a big blow to the Rose & Crown. Mullins has been ever-present this season and his partnership with John Goode is still unbeaten and would surely be missed against the Evergreen's.
The early exchanges went as skipper Alan Turner would have predicted in so much as the Rose & Crown found themselves 1-0 down, the skipper once again partnering the Director of Darts who was unable to repeat last weeks heroics, the pair eventually slipping to an inevitable defeat.
But this has all been part of the master plan in recent weeks, so when the "Dude" and stand-in player "Badger" levelled the scoreline it was looking very much like another day at the office for the skipper and his team. But the next four games yielded nothing for the visitors and the Evergreen's had gained what was for them a first league win and a rather comfortable one at that, only Tony Scott was able to find a way though in what was a consolation only as the Rose & Crown crashed to a 6-2 defeat, their heaviest of the season.
Monday 17 November 2008
Thursday 6 November 2008
Challenge Cup (Home) Colney Heath FC
Barack Obama becomes the first black president of the United States on November 4th 2008, relegating the lipstick and senility of the Republican campaign to the political wilderness for the next four years. But what next for the defeated candidates, well it’s rumoured that Sarah Palin will be putting the pain of defeat behind her by heading to the Canadian north for a spot of seal culling with French President Nicolas Sarkozy, “sounds like fun” she told a Canadian comedian masquerading as the French supremo, whilst John McCain, so often plagued with bouts of involuntary dementia that was previously considered a pre-requisite for the job will cast his vote next Tuesday urging all America to get behind presidential candidate Ronald Reagan !!
So the fireworks of the American Presidential campaign fizzle out, as do the fireworks that celebrated the 403rd anniversary of the gunpowder plot (an attempt by Guy Fawkes in his own words “to blow the Scotch beggars back to their own mountains”). The weather having put paid to many local displays when traditionally the English public take to their wellington boots and brave the elements, quite often up to their knees in muddy fields and gardens all over country just to celebrate the foiling of this daring plot and to welcome their Celtic cousins to England.
The fireworks did however burn brightly in the Rose & Crown this week as they enjoyed a week off from the rigors of the league and were able to turn their attention to the challenge cup, playing host to third division mid table side Colney Heath Football Club.
Some of the players seemed to be firing more than fireworks, “He Do Jog On” evicting the visitors from their original vantage point relegating them to a back table with views only of the outside door and the well trudged route to the toilet, not a dartboard in sight. While others seemed only to be firing blanks, “Sonic Beryl” about as exciting in the pre-match tactics as a guided tour of Stevenage on wet Tuesday night!!
Castigated last week for the inaccuracies in the reporting of the pairings and duly admonished, the administrator of the blog is taking no chances this week and fear of further reprisals in the future has prompted, that any reporting pertaining to names of players this week will feature as aliases. The administrator hopes that these issues will be resolved for next week.
They say it’s a sign of a good side when you can win when playing well below par. This was certainly the case tonight as the Rose & Crown ,flying high in the first division were taken right to the wire by third division mid-table side Colney heath Football Club in the first round of the challenge cup.
The early signs were good when the home side once again without key players took an early 1-0 lead when stand in player Mark and “A Lank Lush” played out a marathon first pairing before finally holding their nerve to clinch what was to become a priceless victory by two legs to one, putting the home side into unfamiliar territory after the first game of the evening.
“That Stony Con” and “I wonks Dove” who have had almost unparalleled success this season continued their impressive start with a not so impressive display that just about did enough to put the Rose & Crown into what should have been a comfortable position against their lower league rivals. But when “Natal Rerun” and the resurgent if erratic “Sonic Beryl” came back empty handed the visitors could sense a possible shock in the making.
“He Do Jog On” who earlier had assumed the role of bouncer having swiftly removed the visitors from their preferred spot in the bar, was unable to reproduce anywhere near the same fearless level of aggression on the dartboard, as he and “Pull a Muslin” just about limped to a 2-1 victory to restore the home side’s two game advantage.
Leading 3-1 going into the singles surely the Rose & Crown would close the game out swiftly, the visitors however had other ideas and those that were so impressive the week before when taking a point from league leaders the Crooked Billet just couldn’t reproduce the form or character to bring a swift conclusion to this 1st round cup tie. Both “I Wonk Doves” and “Sonic Beryl” looked just mere shadows of themselves from last week as their meek displays enabled the visitors to draw level at three a piece. The visitors were now beginning to believe that this could be their night, a true giant killing in the making, the home side in contrast had much to contemplate, the skipper was looking a worried man as the thought of another year in the challenge trophy looked a distinct possibility. “That Stony Con” a stalwart who’s career has spanned four decades was spurred on by the ignominy of such thoughts and was quick to restore the home sides lead with another solid performance, continuing a run of form that has helped propel his side to the higher reaches of the league table that were for so many years out of reach to the village side. Long time skipper “Natal Rerun” who so often overlooks himself for such games stepped forward to the oche for a rare singles appearance looking to finally seal what would have been hard fought victory, but the visitors had yet another surprise up their sleeve that sent this encounter right to the wire as “Natal Rerun” failed in his bid to secure a victory that would surelyhave gone down as a collectors item!!
The tension in the bar was boiling over, the visitors having arrived by the coach load to support their side in hope more than belief did now believe and dared to cross the boundary that was drawn up by “He Do Jog On” earlier in the night, who could now, only suck the night air in through his teeth and bare the defiance shown towards him. The bar now had become swollen with the influx of regulars who come rain or shine to sample the local ales, each one of them unwittingly drawn into the night’s action, embroiled just by their mere presence in this local village pub. Could “Pull a Muslin” handle the pressure and put the tension to the back of his mind and send the home side through to the second round?
An unimpressive first leg went the way of the home side, “Pull a Muslin” playing well below his usual standard just about doing enough but offering some hope to the visitors. The away support had now encroached into the playing area, the high pitched whistle of “He Do Jog On” as he continued sucking the cold night air through his teeth bemoaning the defiance shown by the visitors could be heard above all as the players took to the oche for the second leg. After a steady start to the leg “Pull a Muslin” was left with 212 he produced probably the best three darts of the night as each one glided with unerring accuracy into the treble twenty, the first maximum of the night. A maximum is not always considered the best throw of the night but in the context of this epic encounter it’s timing was perfection ,leaving “Pull a Muslin” with double sixteen to seal the victory. The opposition, much to the annoyance of “He Do Jog On” had now well and truly invaded the playing area and each one was eager to shake hands and congratulate their opponent. Two darts later the green bed that encircled the double sixteen was pierced and the home side, after giving all a shock finally came through to book their passage into the next round.
So the fireworks of the American Presidential campaign fizzle out, as do the fireworks that celebrated the 403rd anniversary of the gunpowder plot (an attempt by Guy Fawkes in his own words “to blow the Scotch beggars back to their own mountains”). The weather having put paid to many local displays when traditionally the English public take to their wellington boots and brave the elements, quite often up to their knees in muddy fields and gardens all over country just to celebrate the foiling of this daring plot and to welcome their Celtic cousins to England.
The fireworks did however burn brightly in the Rose & Crown this week as they enjoyed a week off from the rigors of the league and were able to turn their attention to the challenge cup, playing host to third division mid table side Colney Heath Football Club.
Some of the players seemed to be firing more than fireworks, “He Do Jog On” evicting the visitors from their original vantage point relegating them to a back table with views only of the outside door and the well trudged route to the toilet, not a dartboard in sight. While others seemed only to be firing blanks, “Sonic Beryl” about as exciting in the pre-match tactics as a guided tour of Stevenage on wet Tuesday night!!
Castigated last week for the inaccuracies in the reporting of the pairings and duly admonished, the administrator of the blog is taking no chances this week and fear of further reprisals in the future has prompted, that any reporting pertaining to names of players this week will feature as aliases. The administrator hopes that these issues will be resolved for next week.
They say it’s a sign of a good side when you can win when playing well below par. This was certainly the case tonight as the Rose & Crown ,flying high in the first division were taken right to the wire by third division mid-table side Colney heath Football Club in the first round of the challenge cup.
The early signs were good when the home side once again without key players took an early 1-0 lead when stand in player Mark and “A Lank Lush” played out a marathon first pairing before finally holding their nerve to clinch what was to become a priceless victory by two legs to one, putting the home side into unfamiliar territory after the first game of the evening.
“That Stony Con” and “I wonks Dove” who have had almost unparalleled success this season continued their impressive start with a not so impressive display that just about did enough to put the Rose & Crown into what should have been a comfortable position against their lower league rivals. But when “Natal Rerun” and the resurgent if erratic “Sonic Beryl” came back empty handed the visitors could sense a possible shock in the making.
“He Do Jog On” who earlier had assumed the role of bouncer having swiftly removed the visitors from their preferred spot in the bar, was unable to reproduce anywhere near the same fearless level of aggression on the dartboard, as he and “Pull a Muslin” just about limped to a 2-1 victory to restore the home side’s two game advantage.
Leading 3-1 going into the singles surely the Rose & Crown would close the game out swiftly, the visitors however had other ideas and those that were so impressive the week before when taking a point from league leaders the Crooked Billet just couldn’t reproduce the form or character to bring a swift conclusion to this 1st round cup tie. Both “I Wonk Doves” and “Sonic Beryl” looked just mere shadows of themselves from last week as their meek displays enabled the visitors to draw level at three a piece. The visitors were now beginning to believe that this could be their night, a true giant killing in the making, the home side in contrast had much to contemplate, the skipper was looking a worried man as the thought of another year in the challenge trophy looked a distinct possibility. “That Stony Con” a stalwart who’s career has spanned four decades was spurred on by the ignominy of such thoughts and was quick to restore the home sides lead with another solid performance, continuing a run of form that has helped propel his side to the higher reaches of the league table that were for so many years out of reach to the village side. Long time skipper “Natal Rerun” who so often overlooks himself for such games stepped forward to the oche for a rare singles appearance looking to finally seal what would have been hard fought victory, but the visitors had yet another surprise up their sleeve that sent this encounter right to the wire as “Natal Rerun” failed in his bid to secure a victory that would surelyhave gone down as a collectors item!!
The tension in the bar was boiling over, the visitors having arrived by the coach load to support their side in hope more than belief did now believe and dared to cross the boundary that was drawn up by “He Do Jog On” earlier in the night, who could now, only suck the night air in through his teeth and bare the defiance shown towards him. The bar now had become swollen with the influx of regulars who come rain or shine to sample the local ales, each one of them unwittingly drawn into the night’s action, embroiled just by their mere presence in this local village pub. Could “Pull a Muslin” handle the pressure and put the tension to the back of his mind and send the home side through to the second round?
An unimpressive first leg went the way of the home side, “Pull a Muslin” playing well below his usual standard just about doing enough but offering some hope to the visitors. The away support had now encroached into the playing area, the high pitched whistle of “He Do Jog On” as he continued sucking the cold night air through his teeth bemoaning the defiance shown by the visitors could be heard above all as the players took to the oche for the second leg. After a steady start to the leg “Pull a Muslin” was left with 212 he produced probably the best three darts of the night as each one glided with unerring accuracy into the treble twenty, the first maximum of the night. A maximum is not always considered the best throw of the night but in the context of this epic encounter it’s timing was perfection ,leaving “Pull a Muslin” with double sixteen to seal the victory. The opposition, much to the annoyance of “He Do Jog On” had now well and truly invaded the playing area and each one was eager to shake hands and congratulate their opponent. Two darts later the green bed that encircled the double sixteen was pierced and the home side, after giving all a shock finally came through to book their passage into the next round.
Monday 3 November 2008
Crooked Billet (home) 30.10.08
It’s been a week of shocks, an inch of snow covered the ground for less than 2 days, almost bringing the country to its knees once more, prompting the statisticians to rifle through the archives in search of yet more useless facts that can be coupled to the weatherman’s immortal line of “since records began”.
Harry Redknapp signs for Tottenham sending them on an unbeaten 3 match run prompting the statisticians once more to proclaim that it’s their longest unbeaten run since the early spring of 2008!!
Lewis Hamilton wins the F1 drivers championship by nothing more than a width of a tyre tread and the ECB pimp out the England cricket team to an American billionaire. Who like Jack the Ripper, slits the underbelly and lets the contents of English cricket spill out under the dim lights onto the half o’ dozen or so American TV sets who have tuned in thinking it’s John McCain's latest campaign ralley
Perhaps though, the most shocking of all events this week was the visit of league leaders The Crooked Billet to the darting outpost of the Rose & Crown in St. Michael’s.
The Crooked Billet had previously dropped only 4 games as they laid their title credentials on the line, sweeping aside all before them with the most consummate of ease. They must surely have fancied their chances of inflicting a heavy defeat upon one of their main title rivals after the Rose & Crown suffered the indignity of defeat against the leagues whipping boys (albeit with only 5 recognised players) the previous week.
The away side were soon into their stride, dispatching skipper Alan Turner and the “Director of Darts” in two straight legs to take an early lead but this is a situation the home side have found themselves in all of their previous contests this season. But when the pairings of Neil Crosby and Dave Noble and Tony Scott and Kevin Woods both came back empty handed without so much as a leg to show for it, the alarm bells started ringing and even the statisticians were struggling to dredge up comparable facts.
Trailing 3-0 John Goode and Paul Mullins (who themselves) are undefeated as a pairing this season) were faced with the task of at least getting the home side on the board and with it saving some face. Two legs later the Rose & Crown were back in it, Mullins and Goode coasting to victory offering a glimmer of hope in an otherwise black start to the evening going into the singles.
Special mention here must go to the refreshments; yet again Ruth has outdone all other venues with her culinary delights with not one venue getting even close in the tasting stakes. A wide range of fillings complimented by the freshest bread in the league make this one of the most eagerly awaited points of the evening.
Now, Neil “The Dude” Crosby from somewhere has acquired a different outlook on the game this season and his cool exterior most certainly is alien to not only those of the Rose & Crown, but indeed all that know him. His cool exterior though, only masks what is boiling away underneath ready to be unleashed and this was perhaps the “Dude’s” finest hour this season if not his finest game. For once Neil showed a maturity that most had thought long since extinct and whilst the BBC toiled with those overpaid egos that did their talking over the phone, Neil most certainly did his talking on the oche, the wolfram said it all for him, its own words as crude and vulgar to the visitors as those of a BBC prime time entertainer. The final shaft of tungsten unerringly made its way into the double and the home side were well and truly back in the match, one down with three to play.
For Woodsie, his debut season for the Rose & Crown has somewhat been a baptism of fire. But as each week passes the confidence grows and grows and the latest in the long line of darting progeny that have been born from the Rose & Crown’s “Youth Academy” (which in the past has produced such legends as John Goode ad the self styled “Director of Darts) sits on the edge of Rose and Crown greatness and but for one dart on Thursday would surely have achieved this status earlier than could ever have been expected as he pushed The Crooked Billets very own darting superstar Linda Searle all the way in a nail biting three leg contest that ultimately secured the visitors a point. But it was a gallant effort from the “youngster” and the contest could easily have gone his way and perhaps on another day would have done so.
Trailing 4-2 you may have thought that the Rose & Crown would have folded but there is a steely determination and a never say die attitude that has emerged in recent weeks epitomised no more so than by stalwart Tony Scott who, in is own words on Thursday night was not feeling the full schilling but apart from a request for a glass of water mid way through this no nonsense contest you would never have guessed. A picture of concentration and focus, Scotty delivered an almost faultless display that drew as many gasps from the crowd as the request for water did earlier. His hapless opponent could only look on despairingly as Scotty pulled the Rose & Crown back within striking distance, one down one to play.
The home side thus became the first team this season to take more than two games against the league leaders but they harboured much grander aspirations than this and a point from this encounter was well within their grasp.
Once again it was down to Paul Mullins, who along with everyone else (the Badger not included) was so disappointing the previous week, but Mullins was quick to put that disappointment behind him and emerged victorious in two straight legs to secure a deserved point for the home side.
So the visitors leave the picture postcard part of St. Albans their tail between their legs having dropped their first point of the season the inquests may well have started before they left but for the Rose & Crown can they keep on going upsetting the odds and mount a serious title challenge?
Harry Redknapp signs for Tottenham sending them on an unbeaten 3 match run prompting the statisticians once more to proclaim that it’s their longest unbeaten run since the early spring of 2008!!
Lewis Hamilton wins the F1 drivers championship by nothing more than a width of a tyre tread and the ECB pimp out the England cricket team to an American billionaire. Who like Jack the Ripper, slits the underbelly and lets the contents of English cricket spill out under the dim lights onto the half o’ dozen or so American TV sets who have tuned in thinking it’s John McCain's latest campaign ralley
Perhaps though, the most shocking of all events this week was the visit of league leaders The Crooked Billet to the darting outpost of the Rose & Crown in St. Michael’s.
The Crooked Billet had previously dropped only 4 games as they laid their title credentials on the line, sweeping aside all before them with the most consummate of ease. They must surely have fancied their chances of inflicting a heavy defeat upon one of their main title rivals after the Rose & Crown suffered the indignity of defeat against the leagues whipping boys (albeit with only 5 recognised players) the previous week.
The away side were soon into their stride, dispatching skipper Alan Turner and the “Director of Darts” in two straight legs to take an early lead but this is a situation the home side have found themselves in all of their previous contests this season. But when the pairings of Neil Crosby and Dave Noble and Tony Scott and Kevin Woods both came back empty handed without so much as a leg to show for it, the alarm bells started ringing and even the statisticians were struggling to dredge up comparable facts.
Trailing 3-0 John Goode and Paul Mullins (who themselves) are undefeated as a pairing this season) were faced with the task of at least getting the home side on the board and with it saving some face. Two legs later the Rose & Crown were back in it, Mullins and Goode coasting to victory offering a glimmer of hope in an otherwise black start to the evening going into the singles.
Special mention here must go to the refreshments; yet again Ruth has outdone all other venues with her culinary delights with not one venue getting even close in the tasting stakes. A wide range of fillings complimented by the freshest bread in the league make this one of the most eagerly awaited points of the evening.
Now, Neil “The Dude” Crosby from somewhere has acquired a different outlook on the game this season and his cool exterior most certainly is alien to not only those of the Rose & Crown, but indeed all that know him. His cool exterior though, only masks what is boiling away underneath ready to be unleashed and this was perhaps the “Dude’s” finest hour this season if not his finest game. For once Neil showed a maturity that most had thought long since extinct and whilst the BBC toiled with those overpaid egos that did their talking over the phone, Neil most certainly did his talking on the oche, the wolfram said it all for him, its own words as crude and vulgar to the visitors as those of a BBC prime time entertainer. The final shaft of tungsten unerringly made its way into the double and the home side were well and truly back in the match, one down with three to play.
For Woodsie, his debut season for the Rose & Crown has somewhat been a baptism of fire. But as each week passes the confidence grows and grows and the latest in the long line of darting progeny that have been born from the Rose & Crown’s “Youth Academy” (which in the past has produced such legends as John Goode ad the self styled “Director of Darts) sits on the edge of Rose and Crown greatness and but for one dart on Thursday would surely have achieved this status earlier than could ever have been expected as he pushed The Crooked Billets very own darting superstar Linda Searle all the way in a nail biting three leg contest that ultimately secured the visitors a point. But it was a gallant effort from the “youngster” and the contest could easily have gone his way and perhaps on another day would have done so.
Trailing 4-2 you may have thought that the Rose & Crown would have folded but there is a steely determination and a never say die attitude that has emerged in recent weeks epitomised no more so than by stalwart Tony Scott who, in is own words on Thursday night was not feeling the full schilling but apart from a request for a glass of water mid way through this no nonsense contest you would never have guessed. A picture of concentration and focus, Scotty delivered an almost faultless display that drew as many gasps from the crowd as the request for water did earlier. His hapless opponent could only look on despairingly as Scotty pulled the Rose & Crown back within striking distance, one down one to play.
The home side thus became the first team this season to take more than two games against the league leaders but they harboured much grander aspirations than this and a point from this encounter was well within their grasp.
Once again it was down to Paul Mullins, who along with everyone else (the Badger not included) was so disappointing the previous week, but Mullins was quick to put that disappointment behind him and emerged victorious in two straight legs to secure a deserved point for the home side.
So the visitors leave the picture postcard part of St. Albans their tail between their legs having dropped their first point of the season the inquests may well have started before they left but for the Rose & Crown can they keep on going upsetting the odds and mount a serious title challenge?
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